Well now I’m curious. Just how many types of kicks ARE there?
“The Dump. It’s a breeding ground for rodents. Some rodents flying kick.”
Thank god he learned his lesson and found time to train against half-ton gorillas.
With all the gorillas he goes up against, you’d think he’d have some gorilla sedative prepped by now.
Unless he prefers the old flying kick only when it comes to taking down gorillas. Which wouldn’t shock me. He watched his parents get murdered. No one expects him to completely emotionally balanced.
That’s a pretty melancholy gorilla. I can’t tell if he’s been knocked down by Batman, or is just severely downcast.
Batman’s still using the old flying kick? Doesn’t he realize how far flying kick technology has come?
How would Batman react if that gorilla was actually Robin, who obtained super-powers? Would he still use the flying kick?
The old flying kick is much better than the new flying kick. The new flying kick totally sold out.
Batman would always use the flying kick.
Did Batman ever visit Planet of the Apes?
I think the emphasis is on ‘old.’ He’s obviously referring to a cornerstone of the VS TCG, and he prefers the card with Iron Fist on it, not She-Hulk.
I take this as proof that Batman doesn’t just strike fear in the hearts of criminals. He’s taking on the whole animal kingdom, too.
artie simek is like a monkey with no arms: he just can’t hang.
Batman would use the flying kick even if he was an NFL placekicker.
What Batman DIDN’T reveal was that he received early Flying Kick training from a young, heartbroken Dr. Jane Goodall…
“But I am completely awestruck to learn that the earliest clearly superhero-style kick to the face by a masked man was delivered by Bibendum, the Michelin Man, with much sang froid. In 1908.”
Well now I’m curious. Just how many types of kicks ARE there?
“The Dump. It’s a breeding ground for rodents. Some rodents flying kick.”
Thank god he learned his lesson and found time to train against half-ton gorillas.
With all the gorillas he goes up against, you’d think he’d have some gorilla sedative prepped by now.
Unless he prefers the old flying kick only when it comes to taking down gorillas. Which wouldn’t shock me. He watched his parents get murdered. No one expects him to completely emotionally balanced.
That’s a pretty melancholy gorilla. I can’t tell if he’s been knocked down by Batman, or is just severely downcast.
Batman’s still using the old flying kick? Doesn’t he realize how far flying kick technology has come?
How would Batman react if that gorilla was actually Robin, who obtained super-powers? Would he still use the flying kick?
The old flying kick is much better than the new flying kick. The new flying kick totally sold out.
Batman would always use the flying kick.
Did Batman ever visit Planet of the Apes?
I think the emphasis is on ‘old.’ He’s obviously referring to a cornerstone of the VS TCG, and he prefers the card with Iron Fist on it, not She-Hulk.
I take this as proof that Batman doesn’t just strike fear in the hearts of criminals. He’s taking on the whole animal kingdom, too.
artie simek is like a monkey with no arms: he just can’t hang.
Batman would use the flying kick even if he was an NFL placekicker.
What Batman DIDN’T reveal was that he received early Flying Kick training from a young, heartbroken Dr. Jane Goodall…
“But I am completely awestruck to learn that the earliest clearly superhero-style kick to the face by a masked man was delivered by Bibendum, the Michelin Man, with much sang froid. In 1908.”
http://crookedtimber.org/2009/11/22/why-did-the-modernists-love-sans-serif/
Bookrats, your post caused internal haemorraging trying to stifle hysterical laughter.