The (Highly Suspect) Lineup of the Secret Avengers!

 

 

With the announcement of Ed Brubaker’s Secret Avengers, speculation is running rampant over just who those silhouettes in the promos might be, but as always, I have the answers with a 100% True* Rundown of the Secret Avengers Promos!

Sure, they’re unlikely, but tell me you wouldn’t read the crap out of a comic with those guys.

 

*: Truth percentage may be exaggerated for comedic effect.

3 thoughts on “The (Highly Suspect) Lineup of the Secret Avengers!

  1. I now feel a deep need to know what a Brubaker-scripted Mickey Mouse would be like… a guilt-ridden rodent who is constantly flashbacking to the time when Mortimer Mouse “disappeared.”

  2. After viewing your Mickey Mouse Secret Avenger poster, the irony of Dark Reign smote me in the face like a haddock.

    Mmmmm, haddock.

  3. As for the real Secret Avengers, this looks like Defenders according to some people. They think: Moon Knight, Beast, Valkyrie, and Nova.

    So shouldn’t this be “Secret Defenders”??

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