A Friendly Reminder From Dark Horse Comics…

Posted on January 9, 2008 by Chris Sims

And that's on the real real real REAL real real real!

Further evidence can be found in the brand-new ~~Essential~~ Savage Sword of Conan, wherein everyone’s favorite Cimmerian kicks ass, beds wenches, and fights a motherfucking dinosaur.

And that’s real.

Pop Quiz

Posted on July 17, 2007 by Chris Sims

Observe the following:

Please note that the title of the story is “The Devil Crabs of the Dark Cliffs.” Is this:

A) The funniest title of Roy Thomas’s considerable career as a writer

B) The reason one does not lie with anyone named “Belit the Pirate Queen” without taking precautions

C) All of the above.

Scratch paper has been provided. Please show your work.

BONUS FEATURE: Extra Credit!

Conan just put a monster in a Full Nelson, and then ripped its head off. Is this awesome?

Y / N

Because Sometimes, You Just Need To See Conan Punching Out A Panther

Posted on July 14, 2007 by Chris Sims

You’re Welcome.

Tonight’s vision of barbaric awesomeness hails from “The Long Night of Fang and Talon” by–who else?–Roy Thomas, John Buscema, and Ernie Chan, and is slightly edited from the original version found in Dark Horse’s Chronicles of Conan v.12.