Dracula Week: BATMAN

Posted on October 17, 2009 by Chris Sims

Kelley Jones is all about drawing pointy things.

…is getting a little long in the tooth.

—Batman: Bloodstorm, 1994

BATMAN

Posted on October 10, 2009 by Chris Sims

If you want to convince someone that you don't want to hurt them, try not throwing a leopard at them.

…is lying.

—Super Friends #6, 1977

BATMAN

Posted on October 3, 2009 by Chris Sims

There are seven working condiments at this table. One of them... spices.

…wants that sandwich if you’re done with it.

—The Brave and the Bold #3, 2007

BATMAN

Posted on September 26, 2009 by Chris Sims

…is a little blue.

—Legion of Super-Heroes #7, 1985

BATMAN

Posted on September 19, 2009 by Chris Sims

…will not be attending your birthday party.

—Detective Comics #743, 2000

BATMAN

Posted on September 12, 2009 by Chris Sims

…is thinking about a puppy with one leg that enters a dance contest to win money to pay for his mother’s medicine and he somehow makes it to the finals but he’s competing against another puppy and this one doesn’t have any legs at all and he’s trying to save his family from getting kicked out of their house but neither one knows that the dance contest is just a scam and the promoter left town with their entry fees already and they’re just dancing their little puppy hearts out.

—Batman #493, 1993