ROM Spaceknight Will Straight Up Ruin Your Wedding

Man, the director’s cut of The Graduate sure is different than the original.

Man, the director’s cut of The Graduate sure is different than the original.
…is intrigued.
THE WRAITH-TAINT!
ROM: Spaceknight #59. You probably don’t want to know.



ROM Does Not Fuck Around.
ROM: Spaceknight #36. Believe it.



~Fin~
Cobra Commander claims that he has your best interests at heart.

Cobra Commander says he has a plan for dealing with America’s enemies.

Cobra Commander promises Weather Domination, a cabinet staffed by clones of history’s greatest military geniuses, and a tax rebate from a smaller defense budget.
Yeah. Cobra Commander says a lot of things.

But only one man really has the strength, honor and compassion to lead our country in the years to come.

Only one man wants to fight for your rights!

Only one man deserves your vote this fall!


When engaged in a fistfight with a zombie mammoth…

…the jet-powered uppercut is usually your best bet.
Bill Mantlo’s genius soars to new heights in ROM: Spaceknight #46, wherein ROM and Brandy team up with communists and punch out the paleolithic undead. And that’s REAL.